Tickles

Here are some jokes which i find very funny

A cardiologist marries a gynecologist and were blessed with twin girls.
Guess what they name them - Angina and Vagina.

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Two sperms are swimming really hard and one asks, "Are we almost at uterus?."
"Nah!" says the other, "we just passed the tonsil".

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A woman gave birth to six babies and on seeing this she got out off hospital bed and slapped her husband and shouted, "I told you not to go doggy style".

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A Japanese girl accidentally lets! out a big fart after making love. She said, "Aww, so sorry... exkooz me pleazo, Front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud".

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What is common between a swimming pool and a wife - for both we pay high maintenance for the little time we spend in them.

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Love is a complicated machinery. But sometimes all you need is a good screw to fix it.

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Sex is like a card game. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

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What's the difference between biology and sociology?
When the baby looks like his dad or mom, the it is biology.
When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.

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What is the useless piece of flesh attached to the penis called
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The Man.

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Whoever first said that "A dog is man's best friend" had never seen a pussy before.

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Why! is breast milk good for health?
Because it is great for blood circulation, provides heat, is refreshing and comes in attractive containers.

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Dracula asked God, "May I be reincarnated as a white angel with wings and still suck blood?" God said, "Okay, I will turn you into a sanitary pad".

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Why was two-piece bikini invented?
To separate meat section from the dairy section.

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